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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Predictions

>> Subject: Predictions
>>
>>
>>
>> YOU JUST MIGHT WANT TO PRINT THIS, FILE IT AWAY AND PULL IT OUT IN A YEAR
>> OR SO.
>>
>> >
>> >
>> Here is another warning from a very knowledgeable person from the
>> Hollywood
>> sector that is not a preaching Democrat. His words are spooky.
>>
>>
>>
>> Grim predictions
>> >
>> The writer of this essay is Jerry Molen, an Academy Award winning
>> Hollywood
>> Producer, who produced Jurassic Park , Hook, Rain Man and many more
>> classy
>> movies, and who won the Academy Award for Schindler's List. Jerry is
>> one of
>> the very few conservatives in Hollywood - but wants to include Democrats.
>> He
>> says:
>> >>
>> We are about to make the Mother-of-All-Mistakes, because the Republican
>> Party
>> gave us no reliable alternative. If the conservative movement does not
>> rally
>> behind the only alternative left to us, this country will become a true
>> Socialist State within the next two Presidential terms. Ladies and
>> Gentleman,
>> this is the gravest situation this nation has faced in my lifetime. We
>> just
>> experienced an over hyped, outrageous primary election season that has
>> left me
>> wondering where the heads of our citizens are hiding - must be someplace
>> where
>> the sun doesn't go very often.
>> >
>> >
>> At one time in my life I was a determined, dedicated and ever-loyal
>> registered
>> Democrat. Then something happened - Lyndon Baines Johnson - that turned
>> my life
>> around and gave me pause for the veracity of a party that lives and feeds
>> off of
>> the most unfortunate among us. Some of them are in their positions in
>> life by
>> their own choosing, others by outside circumstance. But always, always
>> there
>> was a door open to them, to reach for new heights, achieve new goals, and
>> change
>> their lives for the better. Similarly, there have always been the bottom
>> feeders, doing what they could to take advantage of those who had not
>> or have
>> not seen better days, nor realized that they in fact were the masters
>> of
>> their own destiny - these unfortunates had come to believe that they
>> were
>> dependent on people in Washington, who would look out for and take care
>> of
>> them. They waited and still wait for all those promised freebies.
>> >
>> Most people don't reflect upon the fact that the Democrats ruled
>> Washington for
>> over 40 years; it wasn't until 1994 when the so-called Gingrich
>> Revolution
>> changed - but only for a while. These same people do not realize that it
>> was
>> the Democrats who created the failed policies of the entitlement programs
>> that
>> are now falling apart before our eyes.
>> >
>> Do not think I find the Republicans blameless in all this. They, too,
>> suffer
>> from the ego and greed built into our system. But in the past few
>> months I
>> have listened with growing horror to the railings of the left, calling
>> for
>> yet more giveaways, more promises of a proverbial 'free lunch.' What
>> sums up
>> my feelings, why I am appalled by those in political power is
>> contained
>> within a quote by basketball legend and talk show host Charles Barkley:
>> 'Poor
>> people have been voting for Democrats for the last fifty years....and
>> they
>> are still poor.' >
>> Now, with our elections, come yet more new promises of 'change:' 'change
>> we can
>> believe in,' 'hope for the future'. But if you really, I mean REALLY
>> listen to
>> what the new messiah is asking for, it is not 'change of policy' or
>> 'change for
>> the better' - this is a warning that he wants our change. And the
>> change you
>> will get will not be the change you expected or wanted. >
>> >
>> I leave you my predictions of what will happen if the junior Senator
>> from
>> Illinois becomes President - especially if the House and Senate is
>> veto-proof
>> Democrat:
>> >
>>
>> 1.. Strict gun laws, though he promised he would not.
>> 2.. In God We Trust' will be removed from all currency.
>> 3.. He will renege on his pledge to Israel and leave them to the wolves
>> of
>> Islam.
>> 4.. Hillary Clinton will be named to the Supreme Court.
>> 5.. Tax rates will surge to the highest levels in 30 years.
>> 6.. Capital gains tax will be at least double current levels.
>> 7.. Retired Army General Wesley Clark will be named Secretary of
>> Defense.
>> 8.. Your borders will be open to all comers - especially from the
>> Middle East
>> and South America.
>> 9.. Amnesty will be granted to all illegals in the US, regardless of
>> status or
>> even gang membership (think MS-13).
>> 10.. Our presence in Iraq will come to an abrupt end - with tragic
>> results to
>> their citizens and devastating consequences to our military.
>> My predictions will not sit well with some people - the best we could
>> hope for
>> is that I am wrong.
>> >
>> Any bets?

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Saturday, November 1, 2008

Lee Iacocca Speaks About America

Subject: Fw: Lee Iacocca Speaks About America



The two party system????

Remember Lee Iacocca, the VP at Ford credited with the birth of the Mustang, the man who rescued Chrysler, Corporation from their death throes, and the owner of the famous quote 'Lead, follow, or get out of the way'? Well, he's back! He has a new book, and here are some excerpts.

Lee Iacocca writes:

'Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's happening? Where the hell is our outrage? We should be screaming bloody murder. We've got a gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we've got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can't even clean up after a hurricane much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, 'Stay the course'

Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America , not the damned 'Titanic' I'll give you a sound bite: 'Throw all the bums out!'

You might think I'm getting senile, that I've gone off my rocker, and maybe I have. But someone has to speak up. I hardly recognize this country anymore.

The most famous business leaders are not the innovators but the guys in handcuffs. While we're fiddling in Iraq , the Middle East is burning and nobody seems to know what to do. And the press is waving 'pom-poms' instead of asking hard questions. That's not the promise of the ' America ' my parents and yours traveled across the ocean for. I've had enough. How about you?

I'll go a step further. You can't call yourself a patriot if you're not outraged. This is a fight I'm ready and willing to have.

The Biggest 'C' is Crisis !

Leaders are made, not born. Leadership is forged in times of crisis. It's easy to sit there with your feet up on the desk and talk theory. Or send someone else's kids off to war when you've never seen a battlefield yourself. It's another thing to lead when your world comes tumbling down. George Bush, Dick Chaney and who it this Bozo
coming up next? One of the most Liberal Idiots in the U. S. Senate and he is talking about disarming America . I can't believe the American people are seeing what he is about to do to this country. May God have mercy on us all.

On September 11, 2001, we needed a strong leader more than any other time in our history. We needed a steady hand to guide us out of the ashes. A Hell of a Mess. So here's where we stand. We're immersed in a bloody war with no plan for winning and no plan for leaving. We're running the biggest deficit in the history of the country. We're losing the manufacturing edge to Asia , while our once-great Companies are all moving offshore. We're getting slaughtered by health care costs. Gas prices are skyrocketing, and nobody in power has a coherent energy policy. Our schools are the worst in the world. Our borders are like sieves. The middle class is being squeezed every which way. These are times that cry out for leadership and we are getting ready to put the most Liberal Senator in the U. S. Senate in as our next President because we want to be fair and elect someone just because of his race. We don't have time to be fair, we need a strong leader.

But when you look around, you've got to ask: 'Where have all the leaders gone?' Where are the curious, creative communicators? Where are the people of character, courage, conviction, omnipotence, and common sense? I may be a sucker for alliteration, but I hope you get the point.

Name me a leader who has a better idea for homeland security than making us take off our shoes in airports and throw away our shampoo? We've spent billions of dollars building a huge new bureaucracy, and all we know how to do is react to things that have already happened.

Name me one leader who emerged from the crisis of Hurricane Katrina. Congress has yet to spend a single day evaluating the response to the hurricane, or demanding accountability for the decisions that were made in the crucial hours after the storm. Everyone's hunkering down, fingers crossed, hoping it doesn't happen again. Well guess what people? We are having more floods right now. What are we doing to help these people out. Now, that's just crazy. Storms happen. Deal with it. Make a plan. Figure out what you're going to do the next time. Why are we allowing people to build in flood plains anyway? If you build in a flood area, expect to be flooded and deal with it. Don't expect the Government to bail you out.


Name me an industry leader who is thinking creatively about how we can restore our competitive edge in manufacturing. All they seem to be thinking now-days is getting themselves bigger salaries and bonuses. Who would have believed that there could ever be a time when 'The Big Three' referred to Japanese car companies? How did this happen, and more important, what are we going to do about it? likely nothing!

Name me a government leader who can articulate a plan for paying down the debt, or solving the energy crisis, or managing the health care problem. The silence is deafening. But these are the crises that are eating away at our country and milking the middle class dry.

I have news for the gang in Congress and the Senate. We didn't elect you to sit on your asses and do nothing and remain silent while our democracy is being hijacked and our greatness is being replaced with mediocrity. What is everybody so afraid of? That some bonehead on Fox News will call them a name? Give me a break. Why don't you guys show some spine for a change? I honestly don't think any of you have one!

Had Enough?

Hey, I'm not trying to be the voice of gloom and doom here. I'm trying to light a fire. I'm speaking out because I have hope; I believe in America .... In my lifetime I've had the privilege of living through some of America's greatest moments I've also experienced some of our worst crises: the 'Great Depression', 'World War II', the 'Korean War', the 'Kennedy Assassination', the 'Vietnam War', the 1970s oil crisis, and the struggles of recent years culminating with 9/11. If I've learned one thing, it's this:

'You don't get anywhere by standing on the sidelines waiting for somebody else to take action. Whether it's building a better car or building a better future for our children, we all have a role to play. That's the challenge I'm raising in this book. It's a call to 'Action' for people who, like me, believe in America . It's not too late, but it's getting pretty close. So let's shake off the crap and go to work. Let's tell 'em all we've had 'enough.'

Make a 'real contribution' by sending this to everyone you know and care about......our future is at stake!


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Bumper sticker seen in Dallas, Texas

Bumper sticker seen in Dallas , Texas :


'I'll keep my freedom, my guns, and my money, you can keep THE CHANGE'.


Vote for McCain/Palin
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Friday, October 31, 2008

Joe the plumber and Barack Obama

A Guy named Joe, who happens to be a plumber with ambitions for a bigger business, questioned and challenged a Guy named Barack, who happens to be running for President of the US/Leader of the Free World



And within 24 hours The Media has given us more information about Joe's life than they've given us about Barack's life in the past 18 months!

Thanks to a diligent press corps, we now know about Joe's professional licensing status, his income tax situation, his employment history, his domestic squabbles, his voting record, everything associated with his personal identity; his education. It's probably been reported somewhere whether he wears boxers or briefs.



Thanks to a lazy press corps.... We still don't know.........

What grades Obama made in college;
How he got into Harvard;
When he met Bill "the bomber" Ayers;
When he stopped doing illegal drugs;
His medical history;
Whether he still smokes cigarettes;
The extent of his affiliation with socialist/communist organizations;
Why he's no longer a licensed attorney;
Whether he lied on his Bar application;
Whether he'd qualify for a security clearance if he were just an "average joe";
What passport he used to travel to Pakistan in 1981;
Who his ex-girlfriends are;
Whether he was or still is an Indonesian citizen;
Why his Kenyan grandmother insists he was born there;
Whether he was ever legally named Barry Soetoro or anything else besides Barack Hussein Obama;
Why he needed the help of a crook to purchase his family home;
Where he was on Nov. 6 and 7, 1999;
What the long-version of his birth certificate says;
Why he helped an anti-American, pro-Islamic candidate for Kenyan President against US interests;
Why he listened to Rev. Wright's sermons for 20 years;
How many times he took his kids to a Rev. Wright sermon;
What he actually did as chair of the Annenberg Challenge;
The depth of his relationship with ACORN
Well, you get the idea.



But, really, I am SO relieved that the Mainstream Media has done its job vetting Joe The Plumber, who is NOT running for public office, but who had the AUDACITY to challenge Barack Hussein Obama, who wants my vote for President of the United States of America
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Politically Correct

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'



'No problem, just let me in,' says the senator.



'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is
have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to
spend eternity.'



'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the senator.


'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'



And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.



Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.


They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and
champagne.



Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.



Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises ..



The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.



'Now it's time to visit heaven.'



So, 24 hours pass with th e senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.



'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'



The senator reflects for a minute, then answers: 'Well, I wo uld never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'



So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.



Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.



He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above...



The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the senator. 'Yesterday I wa s here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?'



The devil looks at him, smiles and says.......



'Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted.
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Twas the night before the elections

Subject: Twas The Night Before The Elections

'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

" On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi"
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

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Monday, October 27, 2008

The Vetting of Joe the Plumber

Subject: The Vetting of Joe the Plumber


Let's see..
A Guy named Joe, who happens to be a plumber with ambitions for a bigger
business, questioned and challenged a Guy named Barack, who happens to be
running for President of the US/Leader of the Free World.
And within 24 hours The Media has given us more information about Joe's life
than they've given us about Barack's life in the past 18 months!
Thanks to a diligent press corps, we now know about Joe's professional
licensing status, his income tax situation, his employment history, his
domestic squabbles, his voting record, everything associated with his
personal identity; his education.. It's probably been reported somewhere
whether he wears boxers or briefs.
Thanks to a lazy press corps.We still don't know what grades Obama made in
college; how he got into Harvard; when he met Bill "the bomber" Ayers; when
he stopped doing illegal drugs; his medical history; whether he still smokes
cigarettes; the extent of his affiliation with socialist/communist
organizations; why he's no longer a licensed attorney; whether he lied on
his Bar application; whether he'd qualify for a security clearance if he
were just an "average Joe;" what passport he used to travel to Pakistan in
1981; who his ex-girlfriends are; whether he was or still is an Indonesian
citizen; why his Kenyan grandmother insists he was born there; whether he
was ever legally named Barry Soetoro or anything else besides Barack Hussein
Obama; why he needed the help of a crook to purchase his family home; where
he was on Nov. 6 and 7, 1999; what the long-version of his birth certificate
says; why he helped an anti-American, pro-Islamic candidate for Kenyan
President against US interests; why he listened to Rev. Wright's sermons for
20 years; how many times he took his kids to a Rev. Wright sermon; what he
actually did as chair of the Annenberg Challenge; the depth of his
relationship with ACORN.
Well, you get the idea.

But, really, I am SO relieved that the Mainstream Media has done its job
vetting Joe The Plumber, who is NOT running for public office, but who had
the AUDACITY to challenge Barack Hussein Obama, who wants my vote for
President of the United States of America."

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Notice to all Employees

Notice to All Employees

As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is officially elected into office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping

with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a "fair shake."

2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst

yourselves. This will help those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work

extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as "the government." We will not participate in this "pooling" experience

because the law doesn't apply to us.

4. The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging it's workers to continue to work hard "for

the good of all."

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's "good to spread the wealth." Those of you who have

underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more "patriotic."

6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free

healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free foodstamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you

want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flatscreen TV and

a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!



If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may

want to rethink your vote on November 4th.


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Thursday, October 23, 2008

Obama's Own Words

This guy wants to be our president and control our government. Below are a few lines from Obama's books-- in his own words



From Dreams of My Father: 'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.'

From Dreams of My Father : 'I found a solace in nursing a pervasive
sense of grievance and animosity against my mothers race.'

From Dreams of My Father: 'There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.'

From Dreams of My Father: ; 'It remained necessary to prove which
side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.'

From Dreams of My Father: 'I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Afri ca , that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself, the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela.'

From Audacity of Hope: 'I will stand with the Muslims should the
political winds shift in an ugly direction.'

If you ever forwarded an e-mail, nows the time to do it again.
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A cute email that I got today

Subject: Redistribution

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read “Vote Obama, I need the money.” I laughed.

Once in the restaurant my server had on a “Obama 08? tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference–just imagine the coincidence.


When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need–the homeless guy outside.


The server angrily stormed from my sight. I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I’ve decided he could use the money more.
The homeless guy was grateful.


At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.
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