The Vetting of Joe the Plumber

Subject: The Vetting of Joe the Plumber


Let's see..
A Guy named Joe, who happens to be a plumber with ambitions for a bigger
business, questioned and challenged a Guy named Barack, who happens to be
running for President of the US/Leader of the Free World.
And within 24 hours The Media has given us more information about Joe's life
than they've given us about Barack's life in the past 18 months!
Thanks to a diligent press corps, we now know about Joe's professional
licensing status, his income tax situation, his employment history, his
domestic squabbles, his voting record, everything associated with his
personal identity; his education.. It's probably been reported somewhere
whether he wears boxers or briefs.
Thanks to a lazy press corps.We still don't know what grades Obama made in
college; how he got into Harvard; when he met Bill "the bomber" Ayers; when
he stopped doing illegal drugs; his medical history; whether he still smokes
cigarettes; the extent of his affiliation with socialist/communist
organizations; why he's no longer a licensed attorney; whether he lied on
his Bar application; whether he'd qualify for a security clearance if he
were just an "average Joe;" what passport he used to travel to Pakistan in
1981; who his ex-girlfriends are; whether he was or still is an Indonesian
citizen; why his Kenyan grandmother insists he was born there; whether he
was ever legally named Barry Soetoro or anything else besides Barack Hussein
Obama; why he needed the help of a crook to purchase his family home; where
he was on Nov. 6 and 7, 1999; what the long-version of his birth certificate
says; why he helped an anti-American, pro-Islamic candidate for Kenyan
President against US interests; why he listened to Rev. Wright's sermons for
20 years; how many times he took his kids to a Rev. Wright sermon; what he
actually did as chair of the Annenberg Challenge; the depth of his
relationship with ACORN.
Well, you get the idea.

But, really, I am SO relieved that the Mainstream Media has done its job
vetting Joe The Plumber, who is NOT running for public office, but who had
the AUDACITY to challenge Barack Hussein Obama, who wants my vote for
President of the United States of America."

The Vetting of Joe the Plumber